That person in class that always acts like they’re fucking Albert Einstein

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Said Albert Einstein always wanders into class about fifteen minutes late every damn day.

Oh and what were you up to princess? You know it’s only a five minute walk, at most, between both classes. Wtf.

When your teacher is handing tests back and stops in front of your desk

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That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you’re just standing there like

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That awkward moment when you realise that you probably shouldn’t have told somebody something…

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That moment when you finish a good movie and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

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jennifermatarese:

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kwhynot:

thegits:

Fuck him.

^Props to her

You go bitch, you do what you want 

dude why the fuck is the guy shirtless

policing girls about their bodies and he doesn’t even cover up

that is fucked up

Dear Asshole: For someone who feels free to tell women to be proud to show off their “naked face”, you don’t seem all that proud of yours.

That feeling when you know your crush likes someone else.

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Oh and

12owls:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

aka What I Discovered While Spring Cleaning Today

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I tried to go to the gym today, only to get there and there are fire trucks and cop cars all over the place.

So I bought candy and am sitting here working on my test for Human Sexuality instead.

Another night of going to bed after accomplishing NOTHING.

When you listen to your iPod in public places.

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On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

 

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The awkward moment when people ask you about your hobbies.

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Just the random things that go on in my life.
I document them as a pure form of procrastination.

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